| Sharp as a tack and twice as flatheaded |
Self Explanatory, Don't you think? |
| Dumb as a box of rocks / Dumb as a doorknob |
Very Dumb |
| He's not playing with a full deck |
Very Dumb |
| He wouldn't know a snake if it jumped up and bit him |
Very Dumb |
| I'm stuffed |
Ate to much food |
| Crack me up |
Makes me laugh |
| Madder than a wet hen |
Really Mad |
| Happy as a pig in slop |
Really Really Happy |
| Work like a dog all day |
Worked really hard |
| Cat got your tongue |
You don't have anything to say |
| Up the creek without a paddle |
In trouble and no prospects for getting out |
